Hello, it’s nice to meet you.

Let me explain a few things if you would not mind.
I need direct communication. I have audio processing problems. For example, if you ask me if I would like to sit in the front or the back of the car – I may hear; move the car back and forth. Yeah, I know it is fucked up. When I am in an okay place, I can quickly figure out what you’re saying and answer like a human. When I am not tracking well, it will drive you a bit crazy, and you may want to look in my ears to see if something is blocking them.
I need enough words in that I am not trying to figure out your puzzle pieces your throwing out at me. I suck at word searches in real life and in print. On the flip side of that, if you give me a 100000 word easy on your opinion on the topic at hand, I will get lost. I start to feel anxious that I am missing the real point and that I am can’t breathe given ALL THE WORDS.
I don’t get sarcasm almost all the time. I strangely use it often but can totally miss it from others. And at times it the subtly and not the sarcasm. Usually, I don’t get what you’re trying to tell me via a joke or implying something. I sure if I sat down and took an autism screening tool, I’d flag very high on it.
I have texture issues. I can’t handle scratchy fabric. I can feel a spec of something in my shoes or socks that will draw all my attention to it like the force of a hurricane.
Hopefully, this hasn’t scared you away, and again it is nice to meet you.